USA heading home

Well, the rossobiancoazzuri didn't make it to the Round of 16...I must admit, though, Ghana deserved to stay alive after winning against the Czech side and had the momentum heading into the last game.

However, who would take up the slack? Who will play role of English-speaking, British colony emeritus that couldn't careless about soccer yet somehow overachieves on the quadrennial world stage known as the World Cup?

Canadians? South Africans? New Zealanders?

The Australians!